Freeze Dried Watermelon Slices

Willit Freeze was escaping a space storm, dodging flavour lightning and weaving through rogue snack debris, when he crash-landed on a planet made entirely of sweets. The entire surface was bright red, covered in sparkling sugar, and something about it smelled way too good to ignore.

As he explored, he realised the planet wasn’t just any ordinary snack world—it was filled with gummy watermelon slices, now light and crispy thanks to a mysterious deep-space freeze. Their zingy sweetness crackled on his tongue like electric fruit sparks.

Was this the work of ancient snack aliens? A glitch in the universe’s flavour code? The scientists might never figure it out, but Willit Freeze grabbed as many as his ship could carry and blasted off.

Now they have landed on Earth. Are you ready for the crunch?