Freeze Dried Pickles

Deep in the depths of the Mothership's cargo bay lies a crate of freeze dried pickle slices. Light as space dust, crunchy as asteroid fragments, each slice delivers a face-scrunching tang that defies gravity. No juice, no mess, just pure sour magic that snaps, cracks, and melts into mind-blowing brainfog flavour so reality-shattering your taste buds SHOUT WTF!?

Willit Freeze stumbled upon these impossibly tangy treasures when swerving wildly through a Skittle meteor shower, dodging rainbow debris at impossible speeds. Suddenly, rising over the horizon of the nearest planet... The Cosmic Greenhouse, a gigantic orbiting garden centre overflowing with the strange and wonderful. He took shelter and the habitants, the Gherkuloids, eager to share, loaded a crate of savoury goods onto his ship before he could ask a single question. By the time he realized what had happened, he was already drifting away, the taste of pure, cosmic tang lingering on his tongue.

Back on earth, each freeze dried snack stays crisp and full of flavour, thanks to a process that removes moisture while locking in and intensifying taste. Originally developed for space travel, freeze drying keeps treats fresh without refrigeration, ensuring they stay light and portable for any adventure.