Freeze Dried Peach Rings

Willit Freeze was minding his own business, cruising past the Bubblefruit Belt, when his ship sensors went off. Something wasn’t right. Peach rings were floating everywhere, but they didn’t look normal.

Instead of their usual chewy selves, they had grown into huge, puffy halos, their centres puffed up by the icy vacuum of space. Willit Freeze grabbed a handful and took a bite. Crunch. His taste buds short-circuited. Boom. A blast of tangy peach flavour hit like a comet crashing down.

The fruit scientists back home are still trying to figure out what happened, but Willit Freeze already knows. These are officially the greatest peach rings in any galaxy.

Now they’ve landed on Earth. Are you ready for the crunch?